January 2013
2 posts
4 tags
Mayonnaise
Jan 2nd
6 tags
How many Oreos™ can you eat?
Jan 1st
10 notes
7 tags
When Clemson made that field goal
Jan 1st
4 notes
December 2012
8 posts
6 tags
Most mornings in the with Jelly household.
Dec 31st
2 notes
5 tags
When you're watching Ben and Kate.
Dec 30th
6 tags
When you laugh at a Biscuit with Jelly
Dec 29th
3 notes
12 tags
Why Biscuits with Jelly mocks everyone and...
Dec 28th
5 notes
17 tags
When the world didn't end.
Dec 22nd
6 tags
Why did it take you six years to graduate college?
Dec 18th
9 notes
4 tags
Don't you think you should update Biscuits with...
Dec 17th
6 notes
October 2012
4 posts
4 tags
When you win a free McGriddle in McDonald's...
Oct 14th
4 notes
3 tags
When someone asks for a ride to the airport.
Oct 10th
2 notes
4 tags
Would you like fries with that?
Oct 9th
7 notes
6 tags
When the vending machine is inadequate.
Oct 8th
2 notes
September 2012
12 posts
So why did you create Biscuits with Jelly?
Sep 11th
9 tags
What Biscuits with Jelly tells all its fans.
Sep 10th
9 tags
When you're trying to prove that fart wasn't...
Sep 9th
5 tags
Cameron, what would make Biscuits with Jelly...
Sep 8th
8 tags
This is every meal in the with Jelly household.
Sep 7th
1 note
8 tags
Worst. Pick-up. Line. Ever.
Ladies, am I right?
Sep 6th
5 tags
When someone else's kid is being an asshole.
Sep 5th
3 notes
6 tags
When your burger actually comes out medium rare.
Sep 4th
9 notes
4 tags
When the waiter says "We have a selection of...
Sep 3rd
2 notes
8 tags
When you ate Caramel Bugles for the first time.
Sep 2nd
1 note
5 tags
When the service at Steak and Shake is slow...
Sep 1st
5 notes
9 tags
When your number of followers doubles in an hour.
Sep 1st
2 notes
August 2012
15 posts
4 tags
When people say Biscuits with Jelly is the best...
Aug 31st
5 tags
When you order a "small" at Starbucks and the...
And you think “If it were your dick you wouldn’t be able to get away with that.”
Aug 30th
2 notes
3 tags
How did I end up at WalMart?
Oh yeah.
Aug 29th
2 notes
6 tags
When you go to Red Lobster on All-You-Can-Eat...
Aug 28th
1 note
6 tags
Dear Oreos
Aug 27th
6 notes
7 tags
When you spend all night googling videos of...
Aug 26th
3 notes
5 tags
Hey Amy, what happens when you leave Saturday...
Aug 25th
2 notes
5 tags
Hey Ellen, what's the secret to your enduring...
Aug 24th
1 note
5 tags
If Biscuits with Jelly could go back in time and...
it would be this.
Aug 23rd
1 note
8 tags
When someone turns up their nose at you for liking...
Aug 22nd
1 note
15 tags
When you're reading the end credits to figure out...
Aug 21st
3 notes
5 tags
When your friend gets a Cinnabon
Aug 20th
3 notes
11 tags
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Love, BwJ XoXoXoX
Aug 19th
8 notes
4 tags
Hey Britney, where do bears shit?
Aug 17th
1 note
8 tags
When someone brags about being vegan.
Aug 6th
8 notes
July 2012
34 posts
5 tags
When someone orders filet mingon well done.
Jul 31st
10 tags
What's the only thing that would make Biscuits...
Jul 30th
2 notes
7 tags
When you get an Arby's Beef-n-Cheddar sandwich.
Jul 29th
6 notes
7 tags
When someone asks you what the inside of an Oreo...
Jul 28th
17 notes
4 tags
When someone orders a salad instead of a baked...
Jul 27th
2 notes
6 tags
When someone tries to trick you in to thinking...
Jul 26th
3 notes
11 tags
When they have run out of your favorite flavor of...
Jul 23rd
2 notes
5 tags
When you get a reply on Match.com
Jul 22nd
1 note
4 tags
When you have one last turd that just won't flush.
Jul 21st
6 notes